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Yes, I’m a Ho! the second studio album from Wendy Ho! From the proud slut G-Funk anthem “Yes, I’m a Ho!” to the independent female primer “I Can’t Afford It (I’m Gonna Have To Abort It),” to the adventures of finding a powder room in “Shake It Out the Leg,” Ho has birthed a soon to be notorious classic hip-hop/r&b record that combines tongue-in-cheek delivery with in-your-face prophecy. Preview here!

Number 2 is Wendy Ho’s first mixtape and features all new song parodies, freestyles and mashups and remixes of songs from her debut album The Gospel According to Ho. From the anti-anal disco anthem “Poop Noodle” to the southern soul parable “Meemaw’s Pussy” to a dance remix of her infamous torch song “Fuck Me,” Ho has birthed a classic hip-hop/r&b mixtape.

Digital version ONLY

DOWNLOAD ONLY on Bandcamp

The Gospel According to HO reached cult status amongst a predominantly gay fanbase, which has allowed Ho to perform shows from Los Angeles to Egypt. Even with zero distribution, word of mouth spread and her video for the single “Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse!” was voted the number one funniest video on Logo’s New Now Next for that year. The video was also parodied on FX’s Nip/Tuck, starring Jennifer Coolidge as Wendy Ho and Wendy was featured on Showtime’s I Can’t Believe I’m Still Singlesinging her hit song, “Fuck Me.” Look up Wendy Ho on YouTube and you’ll see drag performers across the United States and Canada performing “The Gospel of Ho,” “Cocaine,” “Little Town” and “The AIDS Gamble.”

DOWNLOAD from Bandcamp

BUY hard copy: $12.00

BUY hard copy AND digital version: $15.00

BUY AUTOGRAPHED hard copy: $20.00

BUY AUTOGRAPHED hard copy and digital version: $23.00

Poop Noodle T-Shirts!

At last, you can have your very own poop noodle… t-shirt, that is! Crudely hand-drawn, digitally-enhanced white-line artwork, as seen in the hit “Poop Noodle” video, has been expertly screen-printed onto shirts of the softest yet most robust (cheaply-priced) cotton (that I could afford), that will swaddle your skin like a baby diaper filled with shit. Amuse yourself, disgust your friends, and alienate your parents with this HOfficial Poop Noodle t-shirt! Available in dark chocolate, the color of feces from a properly functioning bowel. Perfect as graduation and Christmas gifts! Be the first in yo’ ‘hood to proudly sport the shirt that will probably get you kicked out of most restaurants, stores, and amusement parks, but will show the world you know what a poop noodle is. You want poop noodle? I’m gonna give it you! Buy now! Available color: Dark chocolate

$23.00 Male size M

$23.00 Male size L

$23.00 Male size XL

(all prices include shpping)

Ho-Bags!!!