Happy New Year!!!!

I’ll be at Executive Suites in Long Beach! Celebrating and singing in the New Year!

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SEATTLE! I’M BAA–AAAACK! THURS, FRI, SAT @RPLACE!

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Ho News is Good News December!

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Friends, Lovers, & Two Dolla Trix,
Pretty much business as usual over here at Camp HO! Last month’s midwest tour was super funtz, well except for that time I drove through a tornado in Southern Illinois–fo REAL, and that time I twerked the turkey so hard before frying, she flew over to the neighbor’s yard..oops! but it had me singin “My twerky brings all da boys to the yard, damn right she better dan yars!”  We did raise over $300 in tips at The Harvest Ho Benefit, and crowned a new Super Ho in Lawrence, KS!? No shit! Scroll on down to road to see a more detailed account of my life and hoetry! Have a Happy CrimaKwanzaKah, and know that this ho sure do LOVES YOU!!
DECEMBER 2013
I AM… (quickie list format, when you want it fast and sleazy)

1.RELEASING 2. COMING 3. SHOOTING 4. GIVING

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1. RELEASING gurl, can you feel it, I shall be released! And so shall you when you check out the new Chrima MixTape Album that is a PAY WHAT YOU CAN SITUATION–music should be shared, so please share it! And if you can donate–please DO, I always reinvest album money into more albums!

2.COMING to NorCal & the Pacific Northwest for Chrima!  Of course that will include hitting my favorite clubs in the area: 
*December 6th, Sacramento, CA :: I’ll be giving you the Divas of Comedy VERY TRASHY CHRISTMAS SHOW at Sidetrax along with HOlotta Tymes and Suppositori Spelling
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*December 7th & 9th San Francisco :: I’ll be appearing at The Cafe with JC Events SF
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*December 13 & 15 :: West Hollywood couple of home shows – Hosting at Hamburger Mary’s Weho
*December 19, 20, 21 Seattle :: Appearances at Thirsty Thursdays & The Lashes Show at R PLACE
*December 31 Long Beach, CA :: hosting NYE PARTY at Executive Suite in Long Beach!

3. SHOOTING my load…er..my bundle all over you! Didju have a chance to watch this shit, yet, gurl?  I teamed up with World of Wonder Productions to do a lil WoW Shopping Network, and am practically
4.GIVING the shit away for Chrima! Check out the $35 hobundle and purchase here!!!

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Merry Chrima!!! Ho for the Holidays Album is free/ pay what you can!

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Ho Ho Hoin in the Gay Bay!

I’m back up in NorCal this weekend! Starting things off in Sacramento at SIDETRAX with Holotta Tymes and Suppositori Spelling! We’ll be giving you a CHRIMA SHOW! Lots of dirt nassy songs about Santa and Baby Jesus!
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Then I’ll flit like a fruit fly down to San Francisco and give it to you at THE CAFE on Saturday and Monday!
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Omaha, NE :: SATURDAY 11/30/2013

I’m invading Omaha, and it bout to be OmaHOhoho as I take over FLIXX CABARET with the Dirtiest Lil Chrima Songs EVER!!!

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Ho Bundle as seen on WOW SN!


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TONIGHT IN LAWRENCE, KS! 12/22/13, 10pm

Its the first ever SUPER HO OF WILDE’S CHATEAU CONTEST! hosted by MEEEEE! 1467427_526398470785069_1726676045_n

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Thursday show is now on SATURDAY due to bad weather!

I am hosting a drag show benefit at Missie B’s! Lots of local talent, and all tips are going to Harvester’s Food Network to feed families that can’t afford a nice Thanksgiving Meal! Show starts at 8pm sharp on 11/23/2013!

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Ho News is Good News November

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In this fine month of November I am so GRATEFUL for YOU.  The peeps that I have kept in touch with and have met along this journey of HO have made my life a happy one! I cackle A LOT, and I am always glad to see your shiny, happy faces when I’m at home or on the road. I’m constantly in awe of all the peeps that are inspired to come out, party down and live in a shame free way–and that’s what embracing your inner ho is ALL about.  Sharing pleasurable experiences is the name of my game, and this month I’ll be heading back home to the midwest to share love, joy, laughter and hopefully a few stds!  Hope to see you there, and if I don’t see you, just know I be feelin you wherever you IS!
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I AM… (quickie list format)
1. COMING 2. SHOOTING 3. RECORDING 4. SELLING 5. GIVING

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1.COMING to the MIDWEST dates include hitting my favorite clubs in ColumbiaSt. LouisCarbondaleKansas City, Lawrence, and even Omaha, NE!

Here are this coming weekend’s dates:
11/14 Columbia, MO it’s been a hot minute since I went back to The Soco Club! They even have a new venue! Can’t wait to check it out!
11/15 St. Louis, MO I return to Just John’s in the Grove with Dieta Pepsi and a Super Ho Contest! You better TWERK! We’re looking for peeps with singing/ dancing/ lipsynching/ pole smoking talents! Come out and enjoy your favorite ho songs and compete to get that Super Ho Prize: a Hobag full of ho merchandise and $50 cash!Inline image 1
11/16 Carbondale, IL I’m going to Club 213, which is a new venue for me! I hope they likes em big (and by em, I mean vaginas)
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2. SHOOTING WOW PRESENTS! Check out this SUPERTEASE OF RING MY BELL! mine will be out this week! (super big thanks to those of you who called in! it  was funtz!)
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3. RECORDING THE Chrima Mix Tape ”ChristMIX’ IS COMIN, BUT IF YOU JUST CAN’T WAIT TILL CHRIMA! Check out these songs! 
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4. SELLING Finally “Fuck Me” is available on iTunes

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5. GIVING THANKS AND PAYING IT FORWARD! 
CAN’T COME TO THE BENEFIT IN KANSAS CITY?  FEEL FREE TO DONATE DIRECTLY TO THE FOOD HARVESTERS NETWORK! they get food to those who can’t afford it, and I can think of nothing better than helping others enjoy a Happy T-Gives!
 
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dat’s it for now! 
big ole heaps of love,
Wendy Ho
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