Hey y’all! I’m back from my Indy/Ohio/Florida tour, and am already packing up to leave, Eastward bound once more. I hope to see ya!
I’ll be performing in Philadelphia, NYC and Manchester, NH!
first stop: PHILADELPHIA
3/15 :: ONE NIGHT ONLY! this show is NOT to be missed!
Look at the names, dahling!!! @BiancaDelRio @JackieBeat @MimiImfurst @thePandoraBoxx @SherryVine @MissSherryVine @TheVickyVox
GETCHO TICKETS NOW!
Second Stop: 3/19 & 3/20 in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC with 2 of my favorite queens: Sherry Vine and Miss Peppermint, please see calendar for details
final stop: Manchester, NH at Club 313 with Miss Monique Toosoon & co! hour long set at 8:30!
2/24 :: Hunters in Wilton Manors Appearing at Miss Pride of South Florida
2/26 :: Twist in Miami, 1am show, with Miss TP Lords
2/27 & 2/28 :: Hamburger Mary’s Clearwater & Tampa
3/1 :: Parliament House Orlando, FL
Can’t wait to be at Talbott Street for this event! 8pm, get tickets at: http://lol2014.brownpapertickets.com
Valentine’s Day weekend I’m gonna be all up in you, gurl, and I hope you’ll enjoy it, cuz if not..that would be rape, and that ain’t cute!
1st stop THE END UP 10/14, 10:30pm show with some of SF’s finest and funnest qweens: AuJus! Kylie Minono! Bearonce Growels! Mia Ho! Kit Tapata!& CherBert! THIS IS A FREE SHOW, BOO!
Second Stop 2/15 at The CAFE with Vine & Interwebs SuperStar @TSMadison! brought to you by JC EVENTS! Wear yo 22 inch weave, chile!
And then on 2/16 we gon be in San Jose, gurl! Do you know the way? also brought to you by JCEvents!
I’m calling BALLS, boo boo! Come by and chill with a beer and some foods! Good Microbrew & Grill!
I know, I know you prahly think of me of more of a slutty Samantha, and I was…but I’s married now, and a woman of experience! I’m ready to help you with all yo issues and prahlems! These are completely anonymous, and will be featured in Left Magazine, and right here on my website!
#AXEWENDY email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
I’ll be at Executive Suites in Long Beach! Celebrating and singing in the New Year!
Friends, Lovers, & Two Dolla Trix,
Pretty much business as usual over here at Camp HO! Last month’s midwest tour was super funtz, well except for that time I drove through a tornado in Southern Illinois–fo REAL, and that time I twerked the turkey so hard before frying, she flew over to the neighbor’s yard..oops! but it had me singin “My twerky brings all da boys to the yard, damn right she better dan yars!” We did raise over $300 in tips at The Harvest Ho Benefit, and crowned a new Super Ho in Lawrence, KS!? No shit! Scroll on down to road to see a more detailed account of my life and hoetry! Have a Happy CrimaKwanzaKah, and know that this ho sure do LOVES YOU!!
I AM… (quickie list format, when you want it fast and sleazy)
1.RELEASING 2. COMING 3. SHOOTING 4. GIVING
(longy dongy detailed list format with pictures!)
gurl, can you feel it, I shall be released! And so shall you when you check out the new Chrima MixTape Album
that is a PAY WHAT YOU CAN SITUATION–music should be shared, so please share it! And if you can donate–please DO, I always reinvest album money into more albums!
2.COMING to NorCal & the Pacific Northwest for Chrima!
Of course that will include hitting my favorite clubs in the area:
*December 13 & 15 :: West Hollywood couple of home shows – Hosting at Hamburger Mary’s Weho
*December 19, 20, 21 Seattle
:: Appearances at Thirsty Thursdays & The Lashes Show at R PLACE
*December 31 Long Beach, CA
:: hosting NYE PARTY at Executive Suite
in Long Beach!
3. SHOOTING my load…er..my bundle all over you! Didju have a chance to watch this shit, yet, gurl? I teamed up with World of Wonder Productions to do a lil WoW Shopping Network, and am practically
4.GIVING the shit away for Chrima! Check out the $35 hobundle and purchase here!!!