Friends, Lovers, & Two Dolla Trix,
Pretty much business as usual over here at Camp HO! Last month’s midwest tour was super funtz, well except for that time I drove through a tornado in Southern Illinois–fo REAL, and that time I twerked the turkey so hard before frying, she flew over to the neighbor’s yard..oops! but it had me singin “My twerky brings all da boys to the yard, damn right she better dan yars!” We did raise over $300 in tips at The Harvest Ho Benefit, and crowned a new Super Ho in Lawrence, KS!? No shit! Scroll on down to road to see a more detailed account of my life and hoetry! Have a Happy CrimaKwanzaKah, and know that this ho sure do LOVES YOU!!
I AM… (quickie list format, when you want it fast and sleazy)
1.RELEASING 2. COMING 3. SHOOTING 4. GIVING
(longy dongy detailed list format with pictures!)
gurl, can you feel it, I shall be released! And so shall you when you check out the new Chrima MixTape Album
that is a PAY WHAT YOU CAN SITUATION–music should be shared, so please share it! And if you can donate–please DO, I always reinvest album money into more albums!
2.COMING to NorCal & the Pacific Northwest for Chrima!
Of course that will include hitting my favorite clubs in the area:
*December 13 & 15 :: West Hollywood couple of home shows – Hosting at Hamburger Mary’s Weho
*December 19, 20, 21 Seattle
:: Appearances at Thirsty Thursdays & The Lashes Show at R PLACE
*December 31 Long Beach, CA
:: hosting NYE PARTY at Executive Suite
in Long Beach!
3. SHOOTING my load…er..my bundle all over you! Didju have a chance to watch this shit, yet, gurl? I teamed up with World of Wonder Productions to do a lil WoW Shopping Network, and am practically
4.GIVING the shit away for Chrima! Check out the $35 hobundle and purchase here!!!
I’m back up in NorCal this weekend! Starting things off in Sacramento at SIDETRAX with Holotta Tymes and Suppositori Spelling! We’ll be giving you a CHRIMA SHOW! Lots of dirt nassy songs about Santa and Baby Jesus!
Then I’ll flit like a fruit fly down to San Francisco and give it to you at THE CAFE on Saturday and Monday!
I’m invading Omaha, and it bout to be OmaHOhoho as I take over FLIXX CABARET with the Dirtiest Lil Chrima Songs EVER!!!
Its the first ever SUPER HO OF WILDE’S CHATEAU CONTEST! hosted by MEEEEE!
I am hosting a drag show benefit at Missie B’s! Lots of local talent, and all tips are going to Harvester’s Food Network to feed families that can’t afford a nice Thanksgiving Meal! Show starts at 8pm sharp on 11/23/2013!
I am coming to the midwest for T-Gives, so of course I’m gonna hit some of my favorite clubs in the midwest! I have gigs in Missouri, Illinois, my hometown Kansas City, Lawrence, and even Omaha, NE! Here’s my first week’s schedule:
1st Stop: 11/14 Columbia, MO it’s been a hot minute since I went back to The Soco Club! They even have a new venue! Can’t wait to check it out!
2nd Stop: 11/15 St. Louis, MO I return to Just John’s in the Grove with Dieta Pepsi and a Super Ho Contest! You better TWERK!
3rd stop: 11/16 Carbondale, IL I’m going to Club 213, which is a new venue for me! I hope they likes em big (and by em, I mean vaginas) in southern Illinois!
I’m taking the week off from performing so all my sista hoz can take center stage!!! If you need to borrow anything, just let me know:-)